Bisping vs Leben
"I haven't seen a Brit run that fast since Dunkirk 1940."
"Does Bisping owe Machida royalties for that fight?"
"Who knew Leben's cardio would ever be good enough to chase someone across the Octagon for 15 minutes?"
Jardine vs Vera
"I'm going go get a beer."
Sokoudjou vs Cane
"This is the best Sokoudjou we've ever seen," (2 minutes later) "never mind."
"Is Shane Carwin more Brock Lesnar than Brock Lesnar?"