Monday, August 25, 2008

World's Most Overrated Man

He hasn't won a MMA fight in 4 years.

He's an ex-professional wrestler.

He lost his last 5 MMA fights.

He turns his fights into embarrassing personal feuds.

He lost 8 of his last 10 fights.

If you complain after he cuts in front of you in line, he starts yelling about how you need to respect him.

He once tried to hide the fact that he tapped out after his opponent released the hold.

He hasn't made it out of the first round in 6 years.

He is Kimbo Slice's next opponent.

He is the World's Most Overrated Man.

"I don't always lose my fights, but when I do, I prefer referee stoppage followed by my complaining."

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